The glitterati
the critics
the populists
said
you will lose if
you write about Israel instead of Palestine
if you speak of Republicans not Democrats
if you emphasize feminism over patriarchy
if you ask why reverse racism isn’t decried with equal equality?
if you don’t apply fake tan by Spring
if you don’t die your roots when white scream shows through
if you say no to invitations to museum openings
if you don’t pretend you like fish chowder in New England
you will lose
if you can’t fake an orgasm
if you can’t pretend to be happy
if you can’t do a 5K and apply the bumper sticker
if you want more than a box with four corners
if you need truth over societal cacophony
if you pick staying home over social gatherings
Oh god, home, the empty temple of feathers
if you read a book that’s not on Oprah’s list
if you don’t like Jane Austin or Billy childish
if you approve of Brexit
if you want peace but also believe
sometimes in war
if you need a fix and everybody has been juicing since 2004
if you still smoke in your mind if not in your hand
If you bathe rather than shower and eat figs with unwashed hands
if you like drunks and melt-downs and unwell folk
over gyms and workaholics and hipster beards
if you don’t think a woman over 50 is invisible
If you want to touch her like this, just here, yes
if you don’t believe in knee-jerk vaccinations for HPV
if you think Shingles is a symptom of grief as much as
an arms worth of plague
if you like honey more than jam
you will lose if
you don’t shave into a triangle or wax
if you try to grow daffodils instead of cacti in the desert
if you don’t get your flaws frozen off at the secret dermatologist
if you gave up wearing push up bras when they hurt
Hey boys, get a life
if you didn’t remember all the eighties top hits nor cared for boy george
if you read instead of talk with your mouth full
if you don’t want to retail and you buy second-hand
if you think the planet should depopulate not reproduce
if you think choice
isn’t a dirty word
if you think rape
can happen anywhere
if you believe justice
is owned by man
if you think cars
cost too much and clog up the landscape
you will lose
by opting out of the din of most social media platforms
you will lose decrying our
infernal need for attention, narcissism
and selfishness abounding
you will lose when you go on vacation
and see only the misery of the local
starved by tourists expectation, fired upon your return for taking time off and not taking your phone
you will lose when you expect small talk
to be vanquished and long conversations
about life to resume
don’t wait for the bleep
don’t hold your breath
don’t anticipate
accept
that sometimes you must lose
in order to see
clearly
Well said..
And neither of us are losers.. ❤ So keep writing, and I will keep reading.. and together we Win.. 🙂
Great philosophy I agree! Thank you dear lady
Wow, Candice, this is awesome! You covered a lot of ground and every step was perfectly placed! ❤
❤ xxx
Keep on the path Shieldmaiden…ill keep following you. I love the power in this. You’re amazing. 💕
This “nonsense” makes the most sense…. great post.
Dearest Kaitlyn, thank you so very much!♡
I’m extremely grateful my warrior brother ♡
Dearest Meg thank you so much my lovely friend! ♡♡♡
You’re very welcome!
For all the reasons stated, I don’t read newspapers!
Powerful.
Me neither not any longer! Even the old staples are biased, I’d be ashamed to be a journalist these days. ♡
Good place for a first time comment on your blog. I couldn’t agree more. Can I substitute olives for figs however? i would be forever grateful. Thank you. BTW, I’m a big fan. 🙂
Uhoh – I ate figs today with unwashed hands 😦 Am I in big trouble ?
Love it!
Wonderful
A superb comprehensive list – do you know, I’m quite a loser? 🙂
Nicely played, dear Candice.
Let’s lose together! 😉 unshaven and wild!
Explains my bond with you only more so!
🙂
Thank you very much Keith.
Dear Julia, thank you so much for this appreciation it is very kind xxx
Dear Emily thank you so much! I am very grateful!
Dear Daniel, thank you firstly for your first comment and taking the time to write – I appreciate that and you. Well as an unabashed huge olive fan I will accept the replacement happily! 😉 Thank you again – really grateful
Wow!
Stunning.
I like honey more than jam!
I am a winner, just like you, Candice Louisa.
❤
P.S. This one was quite bloggy. I like this fork in the road.
🙂
Thank you dearly! I am glad to meet a fellow honey fan over jam (no knock on jam it’s great but give me honey any day!) I like the Canadian Clover Honey the best, you? Runny honey seems sweeter though I realize there is little difference. Manukka honey is good too but so expensive! Thank you my friend!
Dear Britin thank you so much! I appreciate you!
Well there is a lot to chew over here…I spot a fellow contrarian…
Never truer words spoken.
Thank you lovely one – I miss your words – you are always on every first bird call of the day – waking me to the pursuit of things – urging me on when the kitchen is cold and I don’t want to tie my shoes – I hear you – northern vowels bending – you can do this – you can do this. You are the lantern in that first run in the dark as the mist still swallows part of reality.
You can do it. You’re inspirational.
You. Rock.